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Meme Token on Base · Est. in the Spirit of 1776-ish
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United Oil Dividend Fund
$UODF
Fully-meme, non-assessable shares of pure eagle energy. Dividends payable in vibes, barbecue smoke and freedom units only.
TBA
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To our fellow holders of feathers,
A Letter from the Chairman of the Flock
This year, our Fund did what eagles do best: it soared over the amber waves of grain, circled the pump jacks at golden hour, and returned to the nest with absolutely nothing but vibes. And honestly? Record vibes.
We are pleased to report that $UODF is not a fund, owns no oil, drills no wells and pays no dividends. What it does have is a community of patriots, an eagle in a pinstripe suit, and a contract on Base that will be announced right here.
Our strategy remains unchanged: hold the line, grill the burgers, post the memes. Our board meets every day at the barbecue. Minutes are taken in fireworks.
Thank you for your continued confidence. Remember: past vibes are no guarantee of future vibes.
Oil In. Gold Out.
Our proprietary Meme-to-Gold™ extraction rig pumps pure crude imagination and refines it into shiny gold coins. Scroll to work the jack.
Freedom Units Pumped Since You Arrived
0.000000
Fictional counter for entertainment. Not a balance, not a yield, not anything.
- 0Imaginary barrels / min
- 0States of vibes
- 0Real dividends (ever)
The Board of Directors
Six seats. Twelve wings. Zero fiduciary duties.
E. Pluribus TalonChairman of the Flock
Barrel B. EagletonChief Barrel Officer
Goldie FeatherstoneHead of Coin Tossing
Sir Perch-a-LotDirector of Sitting on Barrels
Thumbs McWingVP of Approval
Air Mail EagleChief (Imaginary) Payout Courier
For Entertainment Only
The Freedom-Unit Calculator
Pick how many imaginary barrels of eagle juice you'd like and the calculator will convert them into completely made-up patriotic units. No real figures, no prices, no returns. It is a joke.
Dividend Day: It's Raining Memes
Ten certified meme reserves, falling from the sky into the vault.
FORM UODF-1 · NOT A REAL FORM
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Fund Facts
| Name | United Oil Dividend Fund |
|---|---|
| Ticker | $UODF |
| Network | Base (L2) |
| Total Supply | TBA |
| Buy / Sell Tax | TBA |
| Liquidity | TBA |
| Ownership | TBA |
| Dividends | None. It's a meme. |
| Contract | TBA |
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Risk Factors (Please Read)
$UODF is a meme token created purely for entertainment. It is NOT an actual fund, not an oil company, and has no dividends, no oil, no assets and no revenue. It is not a security or investment product, and there is no expectation of profit or returns of any kind. All "dividend", "oil", "fund", "shareholder" and "board" language on this site is satire.
$UODF is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any government, government agency, company, or public figure. The eagle mascot is a fictional cartoon character.
Crypto assets are highly volatile and you can lose everything you put in. Do your own research, never spend more than you can afford to lose, and verify the contract address only from this page and official channels.